Is Rosie O’Donnell the most obnoxious human being in America 
today, or what? It just might be the case. I don’t watch The View at all, but I hear about it enough just by watching the news to know that Rosie has been shooting off her vile, cavernous piehole so frequently that the show’s ratings are going through the roof. It seems to me that millions of viewers must be drawn to the show in the same way that rubberneckers are drawn to the scene of a traffic accident. They just want to see what kind of nasty stuff is going to happen next. What other reason would they have to watch that crap? But I digress. The other day, apparently, Rosie was crowing about how much buzz Danny DeVito’s drunken appearance on The View had generated. She postulated that the buzz has spread so far that they must be talking about it on Chinese television, at which point she attempted to mimic what a Chinese broadcast about the DeVito thing might sound like. I particularly like Michelle Malkin’s attempt at transcribing the gibberish:
The fact is that it’s news all over the world. You can imagine in China, it’s like, ‘Ching chong ching ching ching chong Danny DeVito ching ching chong drunk The View ching chong.’
Here’s the deal. My son is half Korean. That means that his mother, her parents, and all her brothers and sisters are full-blooded Korean. In other words, I take exception to Ms. O’Donnell’s crass characterization of Asian speech. I’m pretty sure that any Asian language would sound like “ching chong” to O’Donnell; she wouldn’t be able to differentiate between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese or whatever. Someone should disabuse the Rotund One of her sense of lofty superiority and remind her that, to an Asian, her speech probably sounds like pig Latin, too. Oh…and that she has the face to go along with it!
Here’s Ms. Malkin’s hilarious characterization of Rosie O’Donnell’s own peculiar mode of speech:
Oink oink oink homophobe oink grunt snort Kelly Ripa oink oink I hate Bush oink oink The View oink snort oink.
Here’s video of the actual “ching chong” rant:
You can see some unfavorable responses from Rosie’s fans here.
Shame on you, Barbara Walters. Are the ratings worth it?
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Michelle Malkin slaps down TV’s most obnoxious big-mouthed hypocrite [Oh yeah, she’s an ultra-lefty!] for imitating a Chinese newscast of drunken Danny DeVito, to the evident amusement of her oh so liberal colleagues on the brain-dead daily hate called the View [apologies to Orwell, but he could never imagine such a travesty on the human mind as these five nattering niggling orifices becoming a cultural fixture—using culture in an ironic trope, to be sure].
O’Donnell’s boorish antics appear to give the lie to the mantra that feminism would raise the level of public discourse. Of course, she and her screeching lefty harridan-crone collective have considerably coarsened the discussions of what makes life and love a meaningful experience in our everyday lives.
Instead, the Kaffee-klatsch yakkers yammer endlessly about trendy socialist nostrums and how nasty Mel Gibson was in his 3AM police-blotter rant. Not a word about Michael Richards, one of their own who went ballistic on video in a comedy club—the Seinfeld whack-job gets automatic absolution for being a Jewish liberal who “made a mistake.”
These self-absorbed creatures appear to have no self-awareness or interest in obtaining a wider view of the world than their off-the-shelf liberal canned bolshie agitprop that, like the Commie aspersions of Pope Pius XII and the Jewish Holocaust eventually becomes received wisdom that defrocked frauds like James Carroll can employ to vent their own self-hatred against established religions. [The Myth of Hitler’s Pope, by David G. Dalin, an American rabbi]. Of course, Hitler’s best friend in the world of religion was Hajj al Husseini, Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and Yasser Arafat’s early mentor. A fact you will never read in the New York Times.
Pop culture is an oxymoron, as The View proves on a daily basis, but demogogues like O’Donnell and her posse of aggressive fellow-travellers exulting in their brave attacks on Christianity and Judeo-Christian morality should be publicly spanked by Michelle and other bloggers as frequently as possible, just to let them know that there is an active opposition to these wreckers. [pace Joseph Stalin]
Be fair. Rosie did know enough to be mocking the right phonemes.
You are of course right that Korean (like Japanese) is VERY different from Chinese; akin to the differences between Slovak and Hungarian (with Finnish playing the part of Japanese in this analogy).
I have heard recordings by comics who make fun of Asian dialects; I particularly cherish the ones who get it wrong. For instance, “Gordon” by the Macc Lads sports an “ah so!” chorus.
Rosie should put that in her ads: “nineteenth-century bigotry done properly“.